castiels-wormstache:

whathappensinmyheadstaysinmyhead:

army-men-and-legos:

They just shot my panties off.

When in actuality they just killed a room full of innocent people

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lisaspliffson:

All she did was ask what his name was

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incomprehensiblelentils:

#Simon’s entire existence is a you tried star

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fen-1994:

Why do you keep saying that?!

Heteronormativity in action.

April  19   ( 102604 )   via   /   source   +

al0st-soul:

pyrrhics:

and then you actually realize they’re wearing her shoes

I love this

April  18   ( 726322 )   via   /   source   +

3rd grade

friend: *whispering* if you're stupid say "what"
me: what
friend: OH MAN
OH
OH DEAR FUCKING CHRIST
I GOT YOU SO GOOD, THAT WAS AWESOME
SWEET, SWEET DICKS IN MY MOUTH. I HAVE NEVER LAUGHED THIS HARD. EVER.
JESUS. JESUS HELP ME.
April  18   ( 603207 )   via   /   source   +

callmesuspect:

The single best office prank, ever.

April  18   ( 13755 )   via   /   source   +

artfullyaudacious:

steampoweredcupcake:

Welcome to Aunt Valerie

via SailorPtah on DeviantArt

Part of the Family Reunion premise.

THIS IS MY FAVORITE HEAD CANON OF ALL TIME

CARLOS

YES

April  18   ( 60084 )   via   /   source   +

thiswandcouldbealittlemoresonic:

Because I am sure David was delighted that Matt got a few days in Manhattan. 

And not at all bitter. 

April  18   ( 705 )   via   /   source   +

comcasting:

My grandpa texted for the first time in his life today and he spit straight wisdom out of the keyboard

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Anonymous:
"What state do you live in?"

taur:

constant anxiety

April  17   ( 127261 )   via   /   source   +

candylandtimelord:

zeldaavianamerican:

John Barrowman at Phoenix Comicon 2013 {X}

I think he’s thought of this before
April  17   ( 216376 )   via   /   source   +

endling:

So, guys and gals, I can’t speak for everyone but. When my I put my hand on my fiancee’s face, she can’t stop giggling like a maniac. It works wonders when she’s down in the dumps. I recommend you all try it on your significant others. Just give them a good plap in the face and tell them it’s from me. Tell me how it goes!

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therestisdetail:

(for tara)

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