Written by an 8th grader
WHAT THE FUCK THIS IS AMAZINGI’m blown away, wow.
“You were so focused on whether you COULD do it, you never stopped to ask whether you SHOULD.” - Ian Malcolm, Jurassic Park
Oh my God who are you
replaying the same level in a video game for the hundredth time
my mom is trying to pick a colour for her new wheelchair and me and my dad are telling her to get black and she’s just like “but how will I know if someone is stealing it” and my dad is just like “because you’ll be sitting on the floor” and she slapped him
In Atlanta, Georgia, 1987, seventy-seven year old Minnie Winston found what appeared to be blood splattered on her bathroom floor and fetched her seventy-nine year old husband, William. Further searching by the couple revealed more spots of red, blood-like fluid on the bathroom’s lower walls, the kitchen, living room, bedroom, hallways, and basement. Blood was also found in a crawlspace and under a television set. The blood was human type O - the owners had type A. No explanation was ever found.
What makes you happy?
This scene got harder to watch every time I saw CA:TWS. I love that the smile in the second gif doesn’t reach his eyes at all, because it’s not intended to be a real smile. (Chris Evans is seriously underrated as an actor.)
"What makes you happy?"
Steve shakes his head; the answer in his head is nothing, but he knows he can’t say that. He tries to smile, tries to give an answer that isn’t an outright lie; an answer that Sam will accept without looking too hard. Sam has enough on his plate without having to take care of Steve too. That reminds him of Bucky - everything reminds him of Bucky - who never listened too hard to the answers and took care of Steve anyway.
"I don’t know."
ANOTHER MEME I WON’T FINISH — 3/20 favourite male characters
"There is an idea of a Patrick Bateman; some kind of abstraction. But there is no real me: only an entity, something illusory. And though I can hide my cold gaze, and you can shake my hand and feel flesh gripping yours and maybe you can even sense our lifestyles are probably comparable… I simply am not there."
Why aren’t we talking about Dylan sprouse have you SEEN his tweets?
G U Y S
Because a man has to be a sociopath to love a woman with cellulite.
Fuck this world.
If all residents of hell look like Scarlett Johansson, I renounce my atheism and take up Satanism
whoever wrote this needs to be punched. a lot.
oh no 27. im 19 and have it, welcome to the non airbrushed real world
#that article is bullshit #i would pay anything to look as good as her #like goddamn
I’m 20 and I have stretch marks and cellulite.
Whoever wrote this has never seen a woman in real life.
And things should probably stay that way for the happiness of women everywhere.
how the hell do you even get cellulite
Who doesn’t have cellulite???!
I don’t know how not giving a shit about something makes you a sociopath.
It’s like the OP is slightly unhinged.
If by looks like hell you mean as not as then yes you are right she is scorching as probably the sixth or seventh layer of hell.
Obama on gay adoption
yeah totally ruining this country what a horrible guy
Fun fact: Obama has attempted to fix almost everything that he promised to fix, but the republicans have voted almost all of his bills out of congress. He’s not the problem.
He’s not the problem.